Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Slut Factor

First off, a very Happy New Year from both of us! Hope you found someone magical to kiss at midnight. We unfortunately did not. I spent the countdown with my dear friend while we trashed our exes and all the horrible dates we had in 2010 while trying to be hopeful of the year to come. This is the year to unleash your inner Slut.  

Do you ever wonder how some people can just put it out there? First it starts with eye contact, then a passionate kiss followed by waking up next to a guy you don’t remember taking home. In fact you wonder if he was the one you started kissing to begin with. How is it that being a slut comes so easy to some people and yet so difficult for others. To retract...sometimes there is no eye contact. Some people just grab the first person they see...especially as the night goes on. I’m not endorsing being a slut but the fact of the matter is that on this journey of finding true love, a life partner or whatever else you want to call it, the more people you see the more favourable your chances. And if you’re single in a cosmopolitan town like Barcelona why shouldn’t you sleep around with everything that moves until you find the one?! Is that bad strategy. It brings me back to when my grade 5 teacher taught me the basics of probability. If you don’t play the game, you have no chance of winning. This city is so sex driven so what’s wrong with taking a piece of it. It’s just sex..and if it comes with cosmopolitans then even better!

In a city with 1.5million inhabitants, the odds are against you. Now boarding...the slut train! 

^^melocoton^^

1 comment:

  1. I'll give it a miss thanks. Like to like the person I wake up next to.

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